Shady things used by shady people in general:
1. LOLZZZZZ(one 'z' is ok, but 2 or more 'z's, is outright fuddu)
2. KEWL(a NOT SO COOL way to say "cool")
3. MAH( for "My")
4. BEKHIZ(The most pathetic and the most "Wanna be" way to say "Because". Even British and Americans don't say 'Bekhiz')
5. ROKZ( for "rocks")
6. They "like" their own posts on FB.
7. Some of them write like this and think they rock: "hEy, I aM sO kEwL."
and Cheesy pick up lines like these:
8. "u must b tired of running in mah drms all nyt", "So wt els do u do apart frm killing ppl wid ur luks
Hey "Wannabes", show-offs, and "STUDS, that aren't",
I have a few things to tell you:
WHY? Why on earth are you spoiling these poor words?
Why are you filling the air with the filthy odour of your "wannabe"ness and shadiness?
Here are some facts about you, you shady people:
Your shadiness makes George W. Bush look "INTELLIGENT"!!!
Your shadiness makes the movie "DESHDROHI" look like an "amazing" "classic".
Your shadiness makes Himesh Reshammiyya's music sound "nice".
Your shadiness makes MAYAWATI's statues in Uttar Pradesh look nice.
Your shadiness makes SAAS-BAHU(mother-in-law -- daughter-in-law) serials on STAR PLUS and the other Hindi channels "watchable".
Your shadiness makes the GHMC(Greater Hyderabad Municipal Coroporation)'s trucks and garbage bins smell "less bad".
Your shadiness makes Chetan Bhagat's books(puke puke) look 'readable' >:(
I think this much is enough for you "gentlemen"!!
(without)Regards,
Uday Bhaskar
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