My take on a shitty Bollywood film.

Warning: This blogpost has strong language in some paras. 

There was this movie called "CockTail" starring Saif Ali Khan, Deepika Padukone and Diana Penty. Here is my take on the movie.

My take:

Cocktail: A Shitass movie, with SHITTY songs. The movie has a plethora of stupidity. I guess the director of the movie wrote the misogynic script of the film on tissue paper while catching a dump. The script, it is so damn juvenile (even a juvenile wouldn't write such a script) and hare-brained.

Saif Ali Khan looks so damn tired of playing the same Play-boy type of a role the millionth or the zillionth time.

Dimple Kapadia and Boman Irani, what the hell were those oldies doing in that film? They have been wasted in thankless roles.

Finally the female leads, Diana Penty: Who gave her the role of a pseudo-Sati Savitri in the film, she was dumb (albeit as dumb as Arjun Rampal). Talking about Deepika Padukone, which mutton-headed critic said that she acted well?? Do you call that acting? She overacted to the max. By just shouting like a donkey and acting drunk, she is not going to become a so called "actor".

Talking about Padukone's character in the film, the hare-brained director resorted to the cheap tactic of slut-shaming her character, and the forcing her to change herself for a spineless pig (Saif's character) who himself disrespects women. That is the most pissing of part about the film. 

Well, it could have gained 1% of respect had they let Padukone slap Saif black and blue(or smash his ba**s) at end of the film for being such an arsehole.

The script of the film THOO. CHHEE! Dirty misogynist script.

And the music. Don't ask! The songs are as bad as loud FARTS  except for Honey Singh's "Main Sharaabi". Pritam Chakraborty, you SUCK man, you totally SUCK TO THE CORE.

I would give a generous 10 ROTTEN TOMATOES for such a spineless movie.